Comic Con featured a Breaking Dawn panel for all the inside information from our favorite twinkly vampires. But it also featured a new hair style on Robert Pattinson that defies all logical explanation.

BEHOLD: Robert Pattinson looking anything less than dapper? Shocking. He explains that this style is for the upcoming film Cosmopolis, during which his character has a freak out during a hair cut and bolts when the job is half done. Well okay, but what’s your excuse for wearing that out in public, Mr. Pattinson?

Get this man a fedora, stat!